Dear Fenderbender-and-Run Driver at Midvale and Ridge
Hey, good to get in touch with you. I'll bet you figured you'd just get away with taking off after trying to pass me on the left, on a one-lane street, as I tried to actually turn left. You did? Well, sorry.
Not only did I catch the groovy "Paris" plate on the front bumper of your white sedan, but I also wrote down your plate number: Pennsylvania, HGY-1252. But that's a matter of public record with the 39th District now. I'll be sure to think of you when I get the car fixed ... on your dime.
So goes life when you happen to tangle with a guy who was in a hit-and-run-induced coma just about this time last year.