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07 October 2009

My "Blue State, Red State. Smart State, Dumb State" Theory Scientifically Verified

So, a brain-health national evaluation was conducted by researchers at something called Martek Biosciences Corp., that analyzed third-party data on the diet, physical health, mental health and social well being of the residents of each state.
The top 10 brain areas?
Washington, D.C., Maryland, Washington state, Vermont, Connecticut, Colorado, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Maine, New Hampshire.

The bottom 10?
Indiana, North Dakota, South Carolina, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Oklahoma and, dead last, Louisiana.

In case you're counting, that would translate into 10 of the 10 smart states voted for Obama, opposed to just one of the 10 dumb ones. You read that right. I think I speak for all of the sane people when I say, You can shut the f*ck up with your ranting now, 9/12ers, birthers and Glenn Beck.
You're just not as smart as us. Fact.


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