Well, even though he manned up and didn't flee the scene of a fatal DUI-car-on-pedestrian accident in Miami, the NFL suspends former Eagle Donte Stallworth for a year sans pay...
"Your conduct endangered yourself and others, leading to the death of an innocent man. The NFL and NFL players must live with the stain that you have placed on their reputations," Goodell said.
Further evidence that Pennsylvania's hit-and-run laws are insultingly weak. Though, I suppose douchecommenter from yesterday's post would probably maintain something along the lines of, "Whoa, 30 days in jail is ample punishment for killing someone. Why's the NFL taking money from Donte's wallet now? He should get a medal."