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16 July 2009

Pop Quiz

1. The reason that Kade "pushed" a woman away who wanted to "suck his dick" was:
a) She wasn't a man.
b) All of the above.

2) Can he actually be charged for assault here?
a) Yes
b) I pray so.
c) All of the above.

3) How would you rank Kade on your own personal scale after watching his sweat-acne-and-lisp riddled assessment of a woman who offered to blow him?
a) 0-4
b) Showing off for friends who are so absolutely humiliated that they still associate themselves with this piece of fromunda.
c) Eight more years of therapy needed, and even that wouldn't save him.
d) All of the above.

4) Admit it: You wished his fingers were a real gun at the end didn't you?

5) Any ladies out there willing to pretend they were the one who Arthur Kade assaulted, complete with a story about how he actually roofied them?


Blogger Robert said...

The money shot so to speak in the video is when he says suck, or in his case suckth. I'm sure that the whole story was totally true. Commenter out!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Brian Hickey said...

That was totally sweet. Well, make that thotally thweet.

9:21 AM  

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