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06 July 2009

On the plus side, he won't be around to spy on you. So, you got that going for you, Mrs. Fumo...

Good move all the way around marrying a sleazebag who's going to spend the rest of his life behind bars. You're to be lauded, Carolyn Zinni. Really. You're "Stand By Your (What Some Consider To Be A) Man, Vol. 2009."
I can see it now (and I will be there to see it): "But, but, your honor, not only am I feeling dizzy and faint, but I have a wife to care for now! You can't really want to send me to prison, can you? I swear I didn't use other people's money to pay for the ceremony. Wah."
To honor such a display of conditional love, here are a couple prison pen-pal services since you're clearly an inmate fetishist:
Prison Pen Pals
Write a Prisoner
Friends Beyond the Wall
Meet an Inmate
Lost Vault
And, Convict Mailbag.
Note to self: Buy stock in envelope and furry-handcuff companies.
Note to everyone else: Photo and story link from


Anonymous ChihuahuaMom said...

I am amused that Fumo's defense attorneys are arguing that he should receive a lenient sentence because he was such a dedicated, long-time public servant... who was convicted of fraud while serving as a public servant. The logic is astounding and, truthfully, faily ballsy.

11:52 AM  

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