Philly Blunt

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24 July 2009

As Best Man speeches go...

...this one highlighted on Tosh.0 last night was only the second most offensive I've seen. The names, I'll leave out, but a friend of mine got wedded down by Miami. Fancy-ass event, too. Five-hundred people. Me, dancing with my shirt off to foreign music. Which is awesome. But not as memorable as the best-man's speech. BM delved into "homosexual tendencies," "nasty green toes" and a bunch of other stuff I'd probably remember if not for the tequilic tendencies of the evening. But this one? Well, he DID get into abortions. So he has that going for him.
Tosh.0Thurs, 10pm / 9c
Web Redemption – Best Man
Daniel ToshMiss Teen South CarolinaDemi Moore Picture

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.


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