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07 June 2009

Ree, Al, Uh, Tee


So I saw last night on my Twitter, thanks to Stephanie Pratt, that her bro Spencer's wife Heidi was taken to a hospital in Costa since, apparently, saying that she's a celebrity so get her out of that there jungle wasn't, like, an elixer for what did or didn't ail her.
Show's wearing thin on me already. And that's just after the first week. But, it wasn't enough to stop me from reading Entertainment Weekly's Best and Worst Reality Shows of All Time story. A couple notes from the issue:
-- Ironic that devil woman Tiffany "New York" Pollard kicked David "Punk" Otunga off her I Love New York 2 show and David "Not a Punk" Otunga landed Jennifer "Has More Talent in her Third Toe Than Pollard has in her Entire Body" Hudson, isn't it?

-- Damn right, Joel McHale, shouting Stains the Dog out as his No. 4 Top 5 Reality TV moments. No. 1 and No. 2 are rad as well:

(Couldn't find the vid of Sumthin' pooing on the Flavor of Love stairs, though, and that's No. 2.)
-- Yes, The Swan was putrid. So too was Chaotic, Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire and Skating with Celebrities, but if anybody steps to me and says that EW was right in ranking Cheaters as the seventh-worst reality show ever is gonna feel the cold embrace of a shiv. Got that?
Here's my comment from ew.com:
Philly
Sun, Jun 07, 09 at 12:15 PM
Shame on you, EW, for ripping Cheaters. Tommy Grand is more an American hero than any of you will ever be.

Here's Tommy Grand's replacement taking a knife:

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