Everything That's Right About America
And no, I don't mean the stunning futbol victory over No. 1 in the world Spain. Or, the uber-bibled Gov of South Carolina owning the fact that he spent Padre's Day with his Sudamericana lovetoy.
"I've spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina. I am committed to trying to get my heart right," so sayeth Mark Sanford.
"Wish wish hope hope there's a sex tape from the Llamas de Pampas," so sayeth Me. Because ... It's reality-show-sex-tape coverage time!!!
PATERSON, N.J. - One of the stars of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" has stopped an ex-boyfriend from releasing a sex tape , at least temporarily.
A judge on Wednesday ordered an injunction banning the release of any sexually explicit video or pictures of Danielle Staub and her former boyfriend Stephen Zalewski pending a hearing next month.
Staub, of Wayne, says Zalewski is trying to get back at her because she broke up with him last year. She says she was videotaped without her knowledge.
Staub filed a lawsuit Wednesday in Paterson that alleges invasion of privacy, defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
A call seeking comment from Zalewski was not immediately returned Wednesday.
I think we can all agree that when our culture has so obviously embraced "prostitution whores" who may or may not have been involved in a kidnapping plot over a kilo of blow, we've just reached another apex. I'm proud to be a New Jerseyan, where at least I know I'm free...