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02 June 2009

Effect and Cause, Kade Style

# joseph mengele on 02 Jun 2009 at 7:49 am
The only shower i want to see you in … is the one where Sarin Gas comes out.
# The Answer on 02 Jun 2009 at 8:22 am
Joseph - The gas we, I mean the Nazi’s, used in the Jew showers was Cyclon B.
# steveeboy on 02 Jun 2009 at 8:33 am
and the correct answer is “zyklon b” not sarin or “cyclon b” and I don’t think holocaust references are the way to go here …
# WTF? on 02 Jun 2009 at 9:01 am
Your boyfriend take those in the gay bathhouse?
A couple of those pics look like you are either rubbing one out or picking crabs off of your johnson.
# vithible tongue on 02 Jun 2009 at 10:21 am
those pictures are so gay my ass hurts just looking at them.


For the record, the Kade fast ended after 83 hours. But, I mean, did I have a choice? I feel substantially worse from a human standpoint today.
Arthur, good luck grabbing the lube endorsements. Doesn't look like you need Time's advice on How to Come Out online, though.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually feel disturbed after seeing the newest pictures. He really is mentally ill. It's not a joke. But because his delusion causes him to act like a jerk, it's difficult to have any sympathy for him.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Brian Hickey said...

I feel sorry for Kade Nation today.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's really hard to stay away from that trainwreck, isn't it? Today's photos are just incredibly awful. The guy is just not attractive. For as much as he claims to work out, bitch is so fucking scrawny. And the nude photos? Just painful.

The comments are getting pretty stupid, too. Just nothing clever or funny anymore.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Brian Hickey said...

As hesitant as I am to say it, the Kade-bashing may have reached its apex. There's nothing left to say bad about him, really; it's all been said. It's almost as if I want him to get a gig on a VH1 show, say, Flavor of Love, so the entire nation can turn on him. Then, and only then, might he say, "Hey, I gotta change. They haven't hated someone this much since bin Laden."
But I know I'll be back. The fucking bathhouse shots prove that The Journey will end in Humiliating Fashion. And I want to be there to watch it.

1:51 PM  
Blogger LERMONTOV said...

I saw the blog for the first time yesterday - the guy is a legend. It has to be satire. Either way, it is more a comment on us (& society) than on him. Can't. Look. Away.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Brian Hickey said...

I go back and forth with thinking he's delusional or fictional.

11:31 AM  

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