And just like that Propositions 9 through Infinity Squared Shot Down
Why, you ask, will gay rights never be fully achieved? This should explain it:
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has filed a lawsuit alleging, among other things, that his civil rights were violated when the road manager of Black Eyed Peas allegedly attacked him outside a party in Toronto early Monday morning.
The fight reportedly stemmed from an earlier argument Hilton had with Black Eyed Peas singer Will.I.Am about negative things he's written about the band. According to Hilton, the argument ended when Hilton, who is gay, called Will.I.Am a gay slur. But the lawsuit doesn't mention that...
When gay marriage is still banned in 2076, can those of us still breathing just call them "Perez Hilton Civil Unions"? Can I refer to that photo as "Perez shows off his bitch tits"? Or would those, like, be civil-rights violations, too? (The comments, not the bitch tits themselves. Those violate common decency if not humanity itself.)