Dear Fans of the New York Mutts...
Hey, it's Brian again. What's new? That's great. Hope all's well with your fam.
The point of this letter? Glad you asked. I just wanted to remind you that when your coke-riddled team last did this...
... that evil cretin Reagan was in office. The more things change (my guy in office, yours probably tending to charred toes), the more things don't stay the same, huh?
P.S. How you cough up the division this year? I hope something spectacular's in store.