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18 April 2009

Divorce Court, Weekend Edition

Sadly, Judge Toler isn't on over the weekend. So, I present a case of Lasancious Costict, a woman who "wants her red wines, wants her Cristal, wants her regular life back." Christ, she doesn't even fit in in a regular restaurant. And, get this, her husband Paul was a Gold-Record earning musician whose money provided with Lasancious with nothing short of the glamourous life.
What the fuck? He oughta get to steppin' instead of saying he'd take her back if she dropped the attitude and gave him the gold record back (She says she's the one to deserve the award and, "a gold one, at that." She's right.)
Some thug life you're leading, Paul. Unless you strengthen yo pimp hand, you can just suck it.


Blogger JesusThroughMary said...

He earned his gold record for this masterpiece:

I'm pretty sure he's the fat guy watching Tricki Lake. I quote this song all the time.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Brian Hickey said...

Who dat is wit a really pimpin' cell phone!

11:12 AM  
Blogger owenmunger said...

This case is ridiculous, I don't understand where this women gets off thinking she deserves anything from her husband. I think that he is in dire need of an experienced divorce attorney. I recommend that he gets the New Jersey divorce attorney. They have some of the most experienced attorneys in the field to help you through this tough time.

2:31 PM  

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