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25 March 2009

Payback for Hypocrisy?

But you betcha D'Arcy will stand behind his flock of Pederast Priests.

Listen, abortion is not a laughing matter. I understand that. You, and everybody else, understands that. But when holier-than-thou conservatives tap the nation fiscally dry, while sounding pious and god-fearin' as they tap toes in Minnesota all the while, the only logical revenge for that would be, you got it, a spike in abortions of Biblical proportions.
For many Americans, the recession is affecting their most intimate decisions about sex and family planning. Doctors and clinics are reporting that many women are choosing abortions and men are having vasectomies because they cannot afford a child.

If you'll allow me to be incredibly crass for a moment, I can't think of any better way to show Bush and Cheney just how they decimated this country than by gifting them a river of fetal blood as a Thank You card, or naming said river for one, or both, of them as a way to put it on the historical record.
God, that's really, really disgusting -- possibly even rancid -- now that I re-read it, but hey, hypocrisy is as hypocrisy does. Or something like that.
But still, it's no worse than Indiana Bishop John D'Arcy, who is boycotting Obama's appearance at Notre Dame because he supports stem-cell research and -- that's right, you guess it! -- abortion rights that created the Bush-Cheney Fetal River! (Ok, that was definitely rancid. My most sincere apologies.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You did a heck of a job, Georgie!

9:48 AM  

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