So, I watch American Idol. I'm dude enough to admit it. Strange thing happened last night, too: Kinda dug Adam's take on Ring of Fire. I say that because I've just been waiting for the chance to write about how every time I look at him I'm reminded of Ashlea Halpern's disturbing story about people who castrate themselves. I think it's obvious why, but if you need an escort to get from A to B, by all means check out these links.
Listen, we're all God's children. But this child of God will come in second. Danny (or that Matt guy from Wisconsin or Michigan or wherever) will win it all.