Why didn't they just shoot Eastwood?
I mean, I'm sure Clint would've gladly given his life to protect that of his kindred spirit. To wit:
HARTFORD, Conn. - A 200-pound chimpanzee kept as a pet and once used in commercials was shot and killed by police Monday after it mauled a woman visiting its owner and later cornered an officer in his cruiser, authorities said.
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that chimps are superior to humans and now that that natural order has been tampered with, they're going to turn on us and capture us and taunt us after tying us to spits and making BBQ'd peoplefolk kabobs.
So thanks, Connecticut, you finally cost humanity the chance to live till 2010.
I always knew Connecticut-ians were scum.