101 is Their Lucky Number
First off, let me say that the Cubs are going to win the World Series this year. That shouldn't bother we Philadelphians, though, since we had a parade. A World F'in Championship Parade. And nothing can take that away for more than 25 years. So don't be saying that you're worried about the S.I.-cover jinx that this story could launch:
Now, if you don't mind, I'm heading downstairs to 1) exercise, 2) play some Wii fishing and then 3) read the Hamels story, yo.