Almost as good as the classic "Cipel scared of Gov's Well-Oiled Machine" headline -- in which the Gov. in question is Jim McGreevey, and the well-oiled machine, well, I'm not gonna get into all that since the subject was inappropriate homosexual advances -- comes today's Inquirer instant classic:
"Obama set to tap Clinton"
Now, I knew they were getting along much better since the Democratic voters vanquished the Wicked Witch of Chappaqua, but is Bill comfortable with this? What about Michelle?
And how, exactly, does Obama plan on "tapping" Clinton? And where?
So many questions! So many disturbing questions. Maybe Cube knows what's up.
Oh, sweet Lord, tell me it isn't definition No. 3. (Warning, not for the weak of constitution.)