I never imagined it would end this way, half-time in the Syphilis Capital of the Universe and all.
But it did.
So, good luck in Chicago, Donovan. You're better off there anyway. I mean, you and Philly never did fully understand one another, y'know?
Time for us to move along. (Looking for a nice farewell gift? You could always take coach witcha.)
(Photos of my television, tuned to Fox29. Holla.)