Maybe his name was just Brian
Oh wait, that's my name. But let me make one thing perfectly clear: I was NOT in Pittsburgh on Wednesday night. If I had been, you'd have been able to smell the coal on me. And nobody complained that I've smelt like coal anytime this week. So there.
A Pennsylvania woman told police she was attacked at an ATM in Pittsburgh by a robber who became angry when he saw a John McCain bumper sticker on her car, a spokeswoman for the Pittsburgh Police Department said Thursday. ...
She further stated the man "punched her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground, and he continued to punch and kick her while threatening to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter," according to a police statement.
The woman also told police her attacker "called her a lot of names and stated that 'You are going to be a Barack supporter,' at which time she states he sat on her chest, pinning both her hands down with his knees, and scratched into her face a backward letter 'B' on the right side of her face using what she believed to be a very dull knife."
So who did this, and what's she gonna do about it?
The woman, who is from Texas, refused medical attention, Richard said, although she told the investigating officer she would see a doctor Thursday. There was no update on her condition, she said.
Richard said the woman described her alleged attacker as a dark-skinned African-American, 6 feet 4 inches tall with a medium build and short dark hair, wearing dark clothing and shiny shoes.
That description reminds me of the whole "Moe and Joe Black" scene from Do the Right Thing.
In any event, I wonder if the trollop'll vote for Obama now. Let this be a lesson, Sarah's Army. (I also wonder how bad it hurt when she started going Jack 'O Lantern all over herself in front of the mirror, all Viet-Cong-prison-camp-like.)
All of which reminds me, what's the difference between a pitbull and a chick in Pittsburgh? (A: Nothing. They're both from the canine family.)