Homoerotic Hedonism in Hollywood
(Photo from Philly.com sans credit unfortunately)
Gotta give it to the Phils: They're almost making me forget the pain of another Cubs failure right quick. They're resilient. They're clutch. And they're up 3-1. Now, I watched that game last night, with a couple Miller Lites of course, and upon watching Matt Stairs' mammoth homerun, saw a lot of ear-to-ear smiles in the visiting dugout. But what I didn't see is any assplay. Guess I need new glasses:
"You've been here for a month and you want to get that one big hit where you really feel like you're part of the team," Stairs said. "Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the team, but when you get that nice celebration coming in the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done."
There's no better feeling that getting your ass hammered by guys. Yep. That's what the big bear, um, I mean the big dude, said. The stash, yeah, that should've been a clue.