Do it for Salvie
I'd be the first to say it: The Phillies need to win the World Series. If only to make people shut up about May 31, 1983. But even a World Series victory would be bittersweet, even hollow, for one man is not here for the ride, a man to whom the Phils should give a Series ring should they be lucky enough to pull it off, a man who I suspect would not be all that into his ass getting hammered by all the guys, a man named Sal Fasano.
Oh yeah, the football results are up here.