Why is my co-worker Conor Kelley curled up on the floor in the fetal position? Because, and I shutter to mention this publicly since it could be taken as a tacit endorsement, he just watched a video on, um, well, I might as well just say it: puddingfarts.com. I won't hyperlink it. If you want to end up like him -- i.e. feeling sick to the stomach and ashamed of yourself, type it in yourself.