Oh Glorious Day
Today's a good one. Why?
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - The Philadelphia Police Department has begun issuing Tasers to some officers.
I can hear the click-click-clickin' filling the late-summer air already, co-mingling with the singing birds and running water, a beacon of calmness and serenity washing over the city as a whole.
The Daily News has an absolutely rad slide-show about the cops' training. Sheeeeet, I might head on down to the Roundhouse and beg them to Tase me before I get home.