The Day of Reckoning? Nope, not today.
At least for this monkey (!!!) that was on the loose (!!!) in Tokyo today.
Run, monkey, run!!! (In case you haven't caught on yet, I have a loose-monkey fetish.) Tell your friends to avoid the long net of the Japanese law!
Why, oh why, can't something like this happen in Philly? The biggest excitement down thar now is making sure you walk between, and not through, the homeless-piss puddles.