Nothing Gold Can Stay
There are 2.59 million Google hits for the term, "Dutch Oven." (And, for what it's worth, 1.98 million for "dirty sanchez.") I mention the first part because, mirroring my oft-adolescent sense of humor, Cee Dub, the host of RFD-TV's "Dutch Oven and Camp Cooking" [insert Beavis laugh here] turned up on The Soup!'s latest weekly clip special.
For the record, I am not into horse packin'.
A funny clip in the proper context, yes. But it's safe to say that MTV's "From G's to Gents" will be papa's brand new bag of stories. There's a squirrel-like dude from A.C. A pure Guid (pronounced gweed) from Trenton. And a bunch of other G's who are trying to make the transition to Gent. Alas, a fine chap named "Pretty Ricky" from San Diego has already been voted off the show, which is hosted by Fonzworth Bentley. All Ricky did was, moments upon getting to the manse, was get mangled, piss on a wall, disrespect all the other haters and get evicted. For shame. I'd'a loved to see a few more weeks of Pretty Ricky, as I'm sure the world woulda. (The balls in the clip represent how many people voted to send him packing.)
Shine on, Ricky. Shine on.