Dear Knee-Jerk Liberals...
Listen, I know Robert Novak is an absolutely vile human being. The dregs of the journalistic earth, and the epitome of hubris, to boot. But I have one thing to ask of you today, as you prepare to blog your "it couldn't have happened to a better person" posts about his being diagnosed with a brain tumor:
Don't do it.
It's the type of malady that you shouldn't wish upon your greatest enemy. (Maybe upon bin Laden or Omar Hassan al-Bashir. But that's about it.) Should you choose to do so, as I'm sure many of you will, you heard it here first: You're absolutely more vile than Novak is. Plus, there will be a special place reserved in hell for you.
Thanks for your time.