Waaaah, why didn't you let us go with Obama to meet Hillary?
Waaaah, why do I have to sit next to Helen again? She smells like mothballs.
Waaaah, didn't you realize I like bike-riding too?
Waaaah, isn't it tradition for us to sit on the runway since we "don't have anything better to do"?
Waaaah, how did my life come to this?
These imagined off-camera questions from reporters angered by the fact that the Obama camp shuffled them out of town while he met with Sen. Clinton brought to you by Acme Brand Dignity.
Acme Brand Dignity, hopefully coming back to a press corps near you soon.
By the way, this, this and this was happening around the same time.