I know I sure have. Which is why, rather than thinking about my 14-11-1 start to the gamblin' season, or about how horrifically Andy Reid coached yesterday, my mind's all up on this:
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Adam "Pacman" Jones can now call himself a pro wrestling tag team world champion, even though his only wrestling move was to cover up a wrestler knocked out by someone else.
The suspended Titans cornerback has a legal agreement with the team to avoid any physical move that could leave him injured. So Jones left the dirty work to tag team partner Ron "The Truth" Killings in TNA Wrestling's "No Surrender" pay-per-view Sunday night against Kurt Angle and Sting.
Jones twice refused to tag in and join the staged match.
C'mon Pac, make it rain some pain, like the JYD did back in the day, yo.
And, for those of you with some Twp. roots, if you haven't seen this yet, do so now. Seriously. It's one of those for-the-record-books type events. Like the time that kid brought a starter pistol to school. Or when the short gym teacher took a swing at Bill Twisler. Or when that chick called in all the bomb scares and we got a bunch of free days off. But, like, 52,000 times better.