Last week's stats; this week's column
At least it wasn't a loss right? With an 8-5-2 tally on the spread, and 7-8 on the o/u, the Week One final record came in at a whopping 15-13-2. Troubling, however, was the .500 result on the best bets; Minnesota sure came through, but the o/u in SF/Ariz sure didn't. Nor did I, in my fantasy football debut against Freddie Morgan.
So goes life I suppose. Until next week. For ye CP readers who couldn't care less about de fubaw, here's a hint as to tomorrow's column.
Not to mention an excerpt from one of the best fan stories in ages:
Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries.
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."