Been a while since I've hit my favorite site on The Tubes. As you can see by the picture, they've truly outdone themselves over at hotchickswithdouchebags.com this time.
So, drink him in with your eyes, and then drink this in with your gullets:
Laughing at the Waves
1 1/2 ounces vodka
1/2 ounce dry vermouth
1/2 ounce Campari
1 lemon twist
In mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine the vodka, vermouth and Campari. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with the lemon twist.
– from The Bartender's Bible, Gary Regan