Keepin' 'em off the pole
You knew this f'in day was coming:
First it was cocaine. Then it was steroids. Now it's clear that America's ballplayers have fallen victim to another insidious epidemic.
Contrary to the theory that athletes don't like playing on artificial surfaces, strippers have become the drug of choice for the sporting set.
Hey bro piece, it ain't just athletes. And, um, well, I'll let you read the rest here.