Hey, been a while. My apologies. So anyway, this week's column will explain why the vast majority of us are going to burn in hell (Hint: Blame the horse.) Also, if you love Pat O'Brien -- and really, who doesn't, besides that waitress that wasn't into Betsy as deeply as she should have been? -- you'll love tomorrow's cover story.
Coming later this week: Super Bowl picks (I'm currently leaning toward Indy and, surprisingly, the under).