The End of YouTube?
Or, the first chapter in a book I like to call, "Und for their next act, they vill chase America's youths off the internets altogether."
"If just one teen sees this and decides illegal drug use is not the path for them, it will be a success," said Rafael Lemaitre, a spokesman for the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy.
(Don't fall for it, kiddies! The White House wants to feast upon your very souls.)