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23 August 2006

Hotel, Motel, Holiday E-nn

"As more and more of these (hardcore) titles become available, we're going to have sexual abuse cases coming out of the hotels," he said. "Hotels are just as dangerous as environments around strip joints and porn stores."

Ok, so if I understand this correctly, a group of walking chastity belts want porn banned in hotels. Makes sense to me, considering the ever-growing number of murders occurring in "porn stores." And here I thought enough would be enough someday, what with Congress' whining about the ills of online gaming (when all they're really worried about it losing tax revenue).
But in all seriousness, Family Research Council and Concerned Women for America, why stop here! Let's prohibit people from even thinking about sex. That way, next time you and your God-fearin' husband want to breed, you'll spare the rest of us the indignity of dealing with another prick or prick-ette who thinks they know what's better for everybody else.


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