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01 July 2006

Let's go Portugal, Italy or Germany



I'll concede this much: Zinede Zidane is an unbelievable soccer player. He owned the field against Brazil today.
BUT, now more than ever, I loathe the French. I loathe France. Everything about it. Should any nation invade them, they should be left to their own devices, which I presume would consist of throwing berets or baguettes to defend themselves.

A few pertinent thoughts from I-Hate-France.com:

Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?
A. I give up.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?
A. So the French government could to flee to London.

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?
A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?
A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

T'es qu'un gros con.

6:03 AM  

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