Exhibit 2,647 in the case against the Inquirer for being ridiculously out of touch
Hey, didja hear Philly's daily newspapers have new owners? Well, in case you didn't, here's an excerpt from the 500th non-story about it:
The promotions department put out a red carpet and unveiled a movie-style poster showing Tierney in a Superman getup, giving a power salute as he flew through the air. "Tierneyman," it said. "The Journey Begins."
Stop it. Now. Please. You're humiliating yourselves. Badly.