Why I love N.Y. Sports today
Marshall tried to introduce a diary, purportedly kept by Michael Strahan, into evidence, but was rebuffed by the judge. She asked Strahan if he remembered using it to keep a record of Jean's menstrual cycles and all the times they had sex. "I don't keep notes on sex," he snapped.
He noted that he and Jean had "tried everything" to have children - "from Chinese herbs to acupuncture. She went to anyone who would listen. "We went to see the doctor who supposedly did Celine Dion, and it worked the first time around."
"We have to get better," said Johnny Damon, who had one of the Yankees' seven hits. "Not too many guys are hitting or pulling their weight."
I would suppose not, Johnny. You just lost to the phucking Phillies.